Random Historical Fact About Washington Crossing the Delaware

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11/21/2016 at 16:30 • Filed to: Bad Jokes

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The reason Washington’s group was the only launch point to successfully cross the icy Delaware River and still be effective during the surprise attack was due to the use of very surprising animal. A gator.

It was Lincoln’s. Lincoln’s NaviGator.


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Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > Wobbles the Mind
11/21/2016 at 16:32

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Kinja'd!!! DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > Wobbles the Mind
11/21/2016 at 16:52

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Nuh uh!

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Kinja'd!!! TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > Wobbles the Mind
11/21/2016 at 17:17

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Every Christmas Day they re-enact the crossing, my friends and I like to play the part of the drunk Hessians.


Kinja'd!!! Jayvincent > Wobbles the Mind
11/21/2016 at 21:41

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One of my favorite historical paintings! Right up there with the Gettysburg Cyclorama (42 ft × 377 ft) wiki here. Thanks for bringing some culture to hundreds (well dozens, or at least several) Oppos. And bad puns. Oppo needs more laughs